Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Why I should never be allowed to own a taser

"Can I take your order?"

"Yes, I want a number eight with only mayo and...."

"Hold on. (Yelling to someone else inside the building) Hey! Did you put everything on those burgers? - Ok, can you repeat that?"

"A number eight. Only mayo. And a c-..."

"What do you want for your drink?"

"...coke. I also want a..."

"Coke?"

"Yes. Coke. I also want a 4 piece chicken kids' meal with a chocolate shake."

"You want 4 kids' meals?? Four??"

"No. I want ONE four piece kids meal. ONE. With a chocolate shake."

"Ok, chocolate milk."

"Chocolate shake."

"Ok, I got it. Is that it?"

"Just one more....wait. The screen says chocolate milk. I want a milkSHAKE, not milk."

"You said milk."

"No, I really didn't. I said shake three times. Would you like me to order at the window instead?"

"Hold on. I gotta fix this now. *SIGH* What else you want?"

"A medium fry."

"What size?"

"What? I said MEDIUM fry."

"So you don't want the pie?"

"WHAT? Um, no."

"Are you done?"

"That's it, thank you."

"Uh-huh."

6 comments:

ImNoBetterThanU said...

Don't tase me dude. Don't tase me!

Catherine said...

Ahhhh! So annoying. That kind of thing makes me nutty.

Rachel said...

That's what you get for living in Richmond! LOL At least they aren't rude about it other places. Well, some places...but not others. Okay I really shouldn't have started with that but there ya go.

cavedweller said...

Wow... that's some stellar customer service right there. And probably one of the top 10 road rage inducers.

Did they actually give you the right food after that?

The Wrath of Dawn said...

I have to admit, I haven't run into that problem much here. Face to face with a waitress, yes. What part of "grilled vegetables" sounds like "hash browns" to you? But they seem to be pretty good with the drive-thru systems.

Did you get the right food?

Taco said...

I did get the right food, amazingly. Had there not been a screen to see what she was putting in, I would not have.