On the way to work today, I saw a hooker do a cartwheel on the sidewalk in front of a Chinese-American-Seafood-Fried Chicken eatery. She was wearing a blue and silver sequined mini-dress and black high-top sneakers, and she (no pun intended) nailed it.
I don't want to be a hooker or anything, but I found myself a little jealous and thinking, "Damn. I wish I could still do cartwheel."
My mind worries me sometimes.
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I wish I could wear a mini skirt. I would say "still" or "again" but I've never had a mini skirt kinda bod :)
I wish I was ever able to do a cartwheel. I was a spaz as a kid. Still am.
I used to wear a miniskirt, though. I suppose no one went blind on account of it.
I wish I could still prostitute.
LOL @ "she nailed it"
Funny post.
If it makes you feel any better my mind worries me as well!
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