Friday, August 1, 2008

Everyone has a enviable talent

On the way to work today, I saw a hooker do a cartwheel on the sidewalk in front of a Chinese-American-Seafood-Fried Chicken eatery. She was wearing a blue and silver sequined mini-dress and black high-top sneakers, and she (no pun intended) nailed it.

I don't want to be a hooker or anything, but I found myself a little jealous and thinking, "Damn. I wish I could still do cartwheel."

My mind worries me sometimes.


Mahala said...

I wish I could wear a mini skirt. I would say "still" or "again" but I've never had a mini skirt kinda bod :)

The Wrath of Dawn said...

I wish I was ever able to do a cartwheel. I was a spaz as a kid. Still am.

I used to wear a miniskirt, though. I suppose no one went blind on account of it.

Jocelyn Testes-Harder said...

I wish I could still prostitute.

ImNoBetterThanU said...

LOL @ "she nailed it"

Funny post.

If it makes you feel any better my mind worries me as well!